![]() What happens with the final scores is up to the league. The league loser signs up to take the SAT or the ACT at the local high school. It’s time to hit the books because you’re going back to 11th grade. Take the SAT/ACTġ6 years old, 23 years old, 39 years old? It doesn’t matter. How about making them wear a pink sash at the live draft? That’s humiliation that lasts all season. It’s time to see who’s been doing their squats this winter. It may be just as uncomfortable for the last place finisher as it will be for the rest of the league members to look at, but it’ll be hilarious and you’ll have embarrassing pictures that’ll last a lifetime.Īt next years live draft, the loser will be the card girl, similar to the ring girl in boxing, and will dress in either a tutu or a bikini, while delivering each selection to the draft board. Tutu or Bikini as Card Girl for Next Years Draft You don’t want your buddies daughter asking why your ass looks like two watermelons next time you're over at their house for dinner. Your wife probably won’t find it funny but you’ll get a daily reminder to dust up for next years draft. Having the last place finisher re-enact or simply photoshopped on to any 12 funny pictures of your choosing to make a lovely calendar for all other league members to hang on their fridge. ![]() The Mona Lisa, ESPN Magazine Body Issue (If you’re friends look like mine it’s going to be the Prince Fielder edition), the Kim Kardashian Champagne-Ass photo. Since implementing this glorious rule, four members have been permanently branded as losers. To make matters worse, the loser will not see the design until it is completed. Unfortunately, the design is not of their choosing the league winner gets to decide what gets inked. By a strict tattoo policy, I mean this: Each season, the player who comes in dead last must allow a precious 4 inch x 4 inch masterpiece to be tattooed onto the body part of their choosing. Tattoos aren’t disallowed, nor must you have one to enter the league. There’s an infamous 10-man league based out of Omaha, Nebraska that holds a strict tattoo policy.
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